THREE FOR YOU

THREE FOR YOU

Drive By

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

Sex

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Easy Jet

Paddy calls Easy Jet to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "How do I know! It's your plane!"